Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Best of Week


Best Conversation:

Me: Oh look! A squirrel... You're a cute little squirrel, aren't you?

S: [Looks and blinks.]

Me: Yes, you are.

S: [Runs away.]


Best Quote:

Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
-Eric Hoffer


Best Worse Joke I Made Up:

Q. What is a ghost's favorite restaurant?

A. Cafe BooRio.

(A spin-off of joke: Q. What's a Ghost's favorite food? A. Booritos.)


Best Laffy-Taffy Joke:

Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the street?

A. Poultry in motion.


Best Moment Amongst Adults:

Hugging Brian.


Best Moment Amongst Adolescents:

Teaching the teacher's quorum about the Good Samaritan, service to the poor, and fast offerings.


Best Moment Amongst New Borns:

Teaching new nephew, aka Douglass Fredrick Socks, how to escape from the hospital, make it to the freeway, and get to the airport.

3 comments:

Holdinator said...

How did I not see this before? I'm honored to the point of tears!

Jessica said...

Please stop making my husband cry ;)

Daniel said...

And turn the Mississippi with my puny arm?

Us sensitive types love a good cry.