Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Best of Week
Me: Oh look! A squirrel... You're a cute little squirrel, aren't you?
S: [Looks and blinks.]
Me: Yes, you are.
S: [Runs away.]
Rudeness is the weak man’s imitation of strength.
Best Worse Joke I Made Up:
Q. What is a ghost's favorite restaurant?
A. Cafe BooRio.
(A spin-off of joke: Q. What's a Ghost's favorite food? A. Booritos.)
Best Laffy-Taffy Joke:
Q. What do you call a chicken crossing the street?
A. Poultry in motion.
Best Moment Amongst Adults:
Best Moment Amongst Adolescents:
Teaching the teacher's quorum about the Good Samaritan, service to the poor, and fast offerings.
Best Moment Amongst New Borns:
Teaching new nephew, aka Douglass Fredrick Socks, how to escape from the hospital, make it to the freeway, and get to the airport.