You don't go to Target on a Saturday night.
_____It might truly break your heart--
couples clogging aisles, holding hands,
_____and you don't have any man.
No, you shouldnta' come to Target on a Saturday night,
_____pensively pushing your quiet cart.
That woman has more kids than she can handle on her own,
_____but you might die in your apartment all alone.
Yes, I'm sorry you came to Target on a Saturday night,
_____with your already tired and aching heart,
unescorted by anyone else...
All by yourself.