This is the day your life will surely change...
Anyone of average intelligence can invent a joke, but only a genius can create a whole new species of joke. Bring your kids into the room. Take a picture of you and today's newspaper in front of your computer screen. Comedy will never be the same.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Ring-Ring Joke.
As you might suspect, it is of the Knock-Knock Joke genus, and goes as follows:
Amuser: Ring-Ring
Amusee: How may I direct your call?
Amuser: (Set up goes here.)
Amusee: To which (repeats set up).
Amuser: (Hilarious punchline.)
Some of your old Knock-Knocks are immediately compatible:
Ring-ring...
How may I direct your call?
To banana.
To which banana?
Ring-ring...
Etc.
Other Knock-Knocks are not compatible:
Ring-ring...
How may I direct your call?
To I-eap.
To which I-eap?
Uh...
Some old Knock-Knocks will take on a whole new flavor:
Ring-ring...
How may I direct your call?
To the Interruptive Cow.
To which Interruptive Cow?
To Dennis Hasting, that jerk in the Sales Department.
But mostly this new genre is a blank canvess:
Ring-ring...
How may I direct your call?
To Is.
To which is?
To whichis (riches) beyond youw (your) wildest imagination!
Now go and do thou likewise...
